See ya later dudes.
Ima gonna leave the country and serve me some Jesus.
It'll be real good, and I PROMISE to return.

Hey mom, great idea! Hate me before i leave!! Yes. Great!

Best Friend Code.

Okay, "friends" let me lay out the laws for you, since you so clearly have no idea what is happening.

1. Best friends tell each other EVERYTHING. Promise or no promise. Everything.
2. Best friends have the right to tell each other they think they are being stupid and/or their boyfriends or girlfriends are stupid.
3. Best friends are first priority. Other friends and dates come in 3rd.
4. Best friends must share wounds, voids and all that deliciousness.
5. See number one. For it is the most important.

It sound be illegal to call someone your best friend if they aren't willing to tell you everything. Cut off their heads.

i am excited to leave for several reasons 1) once i leave everyone will like me more. 2) i get a break. 3) just me and jesus. 4) i dont have to watch anymore.