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Today I was in Walmart and so we naturally started a foam sword fight. We were mid-battle when I saw a Walmart employee coming down out aisle, so I told my sister someone was coming. She stopped for a second and then stabbed me in the stomach to which the Walmart guy says "That's a cheap shot!" My faith in Walmart employees is restored. MLIA


Today, my brother was making animal chicken nuggets. While he went downstairs to wait for the oven to preheat, I took one of the hippo and broke it into three pieces. Then I had all the lions surround it while the other hippos ran off to the corner with a sticky note that said "run! run! before they get you too!" His friend thought it wasn't funny. I thought otherwise. MLIA