This is what I do all day

Today, I learned that the book "Grapes of Wrath" was titled "The Angry Raisins" in Japan. I think that book sounds much more interesting. MLIA

Today, I went into the bathroom where I work and saw writing on the wall. The first thing said, "I hate BJR." and underneath it someone wrote, "No one cares." Next to that, someone else wrote, "Don't worry stranger, I care." MLIA.

Today, I went shopping and walked passed some footy pajamas and told my mom I had to have some. We walked over to them and I couldn't decide between the dinosaur ones or the rocketship ones. I suddenly saw a sticker and the rocketship ones that said they glow in the dark and instantly knew I had to get those. Im 16. And a girl. MLIA.
(Next thing on my shopping list)

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. The waitress came over to us to put the silverware on the table. She said "here are your instruments of mass destruction." I will never call it silverware ever again. MLIA

For my boyfriend and I's one year, I considered getting personalized M&Ms that would have our initials. Our names are Max and Martha. MLIA

=]

Today I was in Walmart and so we naturally started a foam sword fight. We were mid-battle when I saw a Walmart employee coming down out aisle, so I told my sister someone was coming. She stopped for a second and then stabbed me in the stomach to which the Walmart guy says "That's a cheap shot!" My faith in Walmart employees is restored. MLIA


Today, my brother was making animal chicken nuggets. While he went downstairs to wait for the oven to preheat, I took one of the hippo and broke it into three pieces. Then I had all the lions surround it while the other hippos ran off to the corner with a sticky note that said "run! run! before they get you too!" His friend thought it wasn't funny. I thought otherwise. MLIA

Honest to BLOG?!

I'm in love.
cutest kid in the world =] well under the age of 5

Whoever let me get a debit card was stupid

just sayin'

sorry grandma..

YES!!!

I bought this... just now.
I've never been more excited for my mail to come... also.. ups (hahahah ups oh man...) will be bring my TOMS!

WOOT!

I'm bored

I'm incredibly bored right now.. you'd think that after working all day I would be tired but nope, just bored. Maybe I should work from home.. that wouldn't be boring. It would even be productive!

My best friend is gonna come over tomorrow night... man I love winter break.
Its been real sad this past weekend, I feel like I didn't even see her or even really talk to her.
She always likes me.. that's alot different from the people that live in this house with me.

I need to go to forever 21 to shop for more plaid.. I've seem to run out. Maybe I should shop online.. I have a gift card. I need some red... Its weird but ever since Tanner told me that he thinks that girls shouldn't wear red I've been trying to wear all of my red clothes.. stupid rebellious kid.

party like a pugh... so like a homeschooler HA

Yesterday we celebrated Kameron's birthday... He is getting really really old.



We played a lot of rock, paper, scissors... I did a lot of losing.




That's my great-grandma.. shes the funny one.



Kameron opened his card the wrong way.. he was really offended because he thought it was just blank. haha






Then... for dessert... grandma gave me ice cream and whip cream... bad plan grandma. bad plan.

Funny story..
Grandma has a family that lives right next to her and they have a teenage boy who I've known as long as I can remember (I've always thought he was cute) and I've been told that he can Jerk.. so when he came over to ask my grandma if he could borrow her shovel, I yelled from the table "GRANDMA! Ask him to jerk!! ask him to jerk!!" So my grandma being a woman brought up with good wholesome manners proceeded to bring Thomas into the house so I could apologize for calling him a jerk.. haha.. so he steps inside and my grandma pointed to me and said "There. Its that one whos calling you names" and I told him that I've heard from some people he goes to school with that he can jerk and I was wondering if he would show me. He was so embarrassed and kept blushing... it was so cute and then my grandma said "well if you aren't angry with her calling you names I guess I can let you out of my house"
It was funny.
Keshia told me that she thinks that he thinks that I'm cute and that I should go for him.
Oh the things you don't know, Keshia.